The great thing about guiding novice climbers is
that you can induce them, usually through fear, to
happily carry huge loads for you.
No helmet necessary!
"How much farther?"
"It's getting a little heavy"
"Don't worry, we're almost half way and I'm feel'n GREAT!"
"This 10.c face shouldn't be any problem"
"Try to stay on the outside of this slot"
"Most climbers agree that blue packs
help to
maintain balance better!" :
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"Maybe on the way down we should go over and
do one of the Cathederal Spires"
"Not much further, Don't lose the pack"
"There, now you can't say that wasn't worth it.
Why don't we just sit here in our lawn chairs for a while
and knock back a few beers while I grill some burgers
on the Hibachi"